Education, Miscellany

This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things: Kindergarten Graduation Edition

In my day (See: up hill, both ways, snow up to here), kindergarten graduation involved something called Field Day, where the unskilled and uncoordinated received green ribbons for participation (I have quite the collection).

Today, our youngest scholars don cap and gown and stride across a platform to the Kidz Bop version of “Pomp and Circumstance” to receive their hard earned kindergarten diploma.

Unless their parents decide to brawl in the school parking lot with hammers and sticks. Then it gets ugly.

 

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